Matalasi

I'm part Samoan and Tongan. Today I ate Amy's Organic Mac n' Cheese microwaveable and it tasted like cardboard. My favorite day is Friday since I was also born on this fabulous day. I'm certainly surviving off of my funemployment funds. Since it tends to make people moist, I refrain from talking about politics or religion or my abusive childhood. I often seek faith from the supernatural when people tell me I'm not good enough to perform the Westcoast swing. God is always near to you when you are with me. I think your eyes are wonderful. However, you might want to squint when you see me at 4am. Don't talk over me because I will talk LOUDER. I was born in Lynwood, California to a Tongan national name Polini. She is chaos wrapped in fine Tonga mats bathe in expensive Marc Jacobs perfume. My fairy godmother is a descendant of Julius Caesar. She likes to push me to improve my writing skills and to terrorize the thieves that stole her family's fortunes during WWI. I'm new to deviantART. Welcome. Thank you.